WELL, HOPE Y'ALL ARE SITTING DOWN, BC WE HAVE A SPECIAL FRIDAY TREAT SO INSANE TO SHARE, IT JUST MIGHT MAKE YA FALL RIGHT ON OVER! AMERICA (VIA MOSCOW)'S #1 BAD BOY SNITCH, EDWARD SNOWDEN, RELEASED A SONG (AN ELECTRONIC MUSIC SONG...OHH YAA!) ALONG WITH A MUSIC VIDEO THAT SOMEHOW MIRRORS ITS ABSURDITY. GIVING WHISTLE-BLOWING A WHOLE NEW MEANING, THIS TECHNO CATASTROPHE (AND POSSIBLE NEW SUMMER NERD-RAVE ANTHEM) WAS CREATED BY SNOWDEN & HIS MUSIC-MAKING PARTNER JEAN-MICHEL JARRE (WHO?!). MEANWHILE, THE X-FILES-ESQUE SPY-CAM, MATRIX-LOOKING VID FEATURES JARRE LOOKING SUSS AF WEARING INDOOR SUNGLASSES RIDING THE METRO, ALL WHILE (YEP! YOU GUESSED IT!!) BEING WATCHED. THEN SIR SNOWDEN DROPS IN LIKE AN AWKWARD ANGEL FROM THE SKY, PREACHING SOME (VERY ON-POINT) NSA KNOWLEDGE SPLICED IN WITH MORE OBVIOUS SPY & HACKING REFERENCES. AT FIRST, WE DIDN'T BELIEVE THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE REAL... SINCE WHEN (AND WHYY???) IS SNOWDEN MAKING MUSIC? WILL HE AND JARRE HIT THE FESTIVAL CIRCUIT?? HOW CAN A SONG BE SO AGGRESSIVE THAT IT PHYSICALLY HURTS? COULD THIS BE AN NSA HACK? BUT WE'RE HERE TO REPORT: OH YES, IT IS IN FACT REAL...AND IT IS GLOOOORIOUS! YOU GOTTA WATCH IN ITS ENTIRETY. THIS OPPORTUNITY ISTOO WEIRD TO PASS UP. THEN, PEEP THE TRAILER FOR OLIVER STONE'S NEW FILM SNOWDEN, WHICH ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTAAY DAMN AWESOME AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE SNOWDEN BACK A MORSEL OF STREET CREDAFTER THIS MIND BOGGLING MUSICAL ATROCITY BLOWS OVER. WE STILL LOVE U AND EVERYTHING YA STAND FOR, EDDIE! JUST WATCH IT...YOU KNOWWW YOU WANNA // SNOWDEN,THE OFFICIAL TRAILER |