| A FEW MONTHS AGO, WE REPORTED ON JAPAN'S LATEST TEARFUL TREND, CRYING ROOMS - HOTEL ROOMS RENTED BY-THE-HOUR FOR THE SAD WOMEN OF TOKYO TO GO FOR A GOOD OL' CRY. THE HOTEL CAME FULLY STOCKED WITH SUPER SOFT TISSUES, WARM EYE MASKS, AND EVEN TEAR JERKER FILMS TO INDUCE THOSE "THERAPEUTIC TEARS" (CUE THE NOTEBOOK!!!) WELL, APPARENTLY THERE WAS ONE THING MISSING FROM THAT EMOTIONAL EQUATION....A REAL LIFE HUNK(YEPP, A HOTTIE IN THE FLESH!) WHOSE SHOULDER YOU CAN CRY ON. WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, CAUSE JAPAN'S NOW GOT YA COVERED WITH A BRAND SPANKING NEW SERVICE CALLED "IKEMESO DANSHI" (WHICH TRANSLATED MEANS GOOD LOOKING MEN WHO CRY - AND NO WE DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP). LADIES CAN NOW RENT A JAPANESE BEEFCAKE OF THEIR CHOICE TO SHED A FEW TEARS WITH -CHOOSING FROM "THE BAD BOY", "THE DENTIST", OR "A WISE OLDER INTELLECTUAL" AND MORE. ACCORDING TO THE CREATOR, HEROKI TERAI, HE CREATED THIS BECAUSE "MORE & MORE WOMEN ARE TRYING TO HOLD DOWN PROFESSIONAL JOBS THESE DAYS BUT THE MALE-DOMINATED WORKFORCE MAKES IT HARD FOR THEM". AWW WELL THANKS FOR LOOKIN' OUT, DUDE, AND NOW THAT YA PUT IT THAT WAY.....PICK YER POISON, GIRLS, LET'S GO SOB IT OUT IN STYLE! |  |
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